Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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