I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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