Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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