...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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