I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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