Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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