Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
