Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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