Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP