Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
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My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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