Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dignity is for republicans.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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