My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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