Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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