just survived the first fart of the relationship.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
