he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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