We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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