Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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