Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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