This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
