so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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