He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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