maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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