What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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