She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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