Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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