I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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