Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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