that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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