For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
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I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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