it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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