I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
He better not be in your backpack
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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