how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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