i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
you made out with another girl for some wings
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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