I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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