we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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