My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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