last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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