somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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