Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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