Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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