Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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