she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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