We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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