I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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