Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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