Have you finally orgasmed yet?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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