Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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