Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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