My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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