Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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