your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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