I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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