Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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